tunes.fm: "omg i thought i was a hater until i started posting here lololol" by cute_dead_girl222.

dug i expect to see you on the balcony in the latest midwest safety episode

mamoya chirimoya

Alix do you have a job

dug

You'll get the upper hand when you come unplug each and everyone of us at the retirement community

HammerKoopa

HammerKoopa: "And i did not create @grok" - @admin

my tools are chinaman, my computer is chinaman, my porn game that i am shamefully addicted to is chinaman

llillilll

imo we should all read the bible more

junogenix

There is a sub category of below average, overweight women who prefer negroids but that's mostly an US thing.

NewHorizons

"tsmt if they dont squirt and fart on my dick they're 60 IQ and don't deserve to live or breed."- @CognacDefender

@tunaskocko

"will you change my diapy uuuhhh"

I mean bestiality have had a role in traditional societies. The ancient Aryans for example it was an important ritual of kingship.

NewHorizons

I strongly maintain the idea that horse sex is an Aryan tradition that is strongly related to the elite warrior caste.

NewHorizons

Most frequently the horse phallus would have been masturbated.

NewHorizons

I mean even in PIE the word tame, rape and marry are deeply related.

NewHorizons

NIGGA STOP

wearyinternettraveler

I mean urban Americans substituent Bestiality with BBC. Personally I find inter-racial relationships to be worse than inter-species relationships so I disapprove of it.

NewHorizons

Agorans love labelling themselves as schizos but the nanosecond they encounter an alternative viewpoint they become the civilian arm of the surveillance state...

NewHorizons

I mean bestiality have had a role in traditional societies. The ancient Aryans for example it was an important ritual of kingship.

NewHorizons

I strongly maintain the idea that horse sex is an Aryan tradition that is strongly related to the elite warrior caste.

NewHorizons

Most frequently the horse phallus would have been masturbated.

NewHorizons

I mean even in PIE the word tame, rape and marry are deeply related.

NewHorizons

NIGGA STOP

wearyinternettraveler

@tomboybathwater : we live in a world of men, and gay men with vaginas

homestuck predicted this in a way,

HammerKoopa

"I'd blow on it and jam it in like a game cart" @SaintCola

"Oh wait, so you're a girl. This whole time I thought we we're talking about gay sex." -- @Vampire Lover (probably)

"How do you put gyaru make up on a tardigrade?"

- @Saser

big_ping07 said:

i like when people kiss and hug and hold hands and have sex i think it's all really neat

№56 said:

I'll be honest with you guys literally everything I know about Japanese fashion comes from hentai

" Beer, sushi, 80s anime on one screen, godzilla and PC98 talk on agora on the other, no work tomorrow.... I am this close to zen" - @HammerKoopa

TechnoMan777: A truly beautiful moment.

"im going to pee into your vagina" - @CognacDefender

rain:

getting kids addicted to cigarettes so they always carry lighters with them

Why would dug say something so controversial yet so brave

STEKI

"I think you should kill yourself if I'm being honest" -@junogenix

"Starting seems intimidating, even when there is only one shining bright star of an option, know yourself and others..." @______

silkdealer: the three stages of agora containment chat

do we need to bring up the AI fuck box again

MS-Bnny-Zaku

COCKPIT BLUNTSMOKER: @MS-Bnny-Zaku

how do you go into a guy

STEKI

TechnoMan777: I'm sorry STEKI...

women always give me more attention when theyre fertile

-dug-

day 2 of his return.

I tested positive for Asperger's, but that diagnosis doesn't exist anymore, which as far as I'm concerned means that I'm cured. - @TechnoMan777

Weary loves them big huge black bitches that are like waterbeds of Pepsi and jiggle even when being eye fucked let alone dog piled - @Zachwave

Fantastic

"YOU CANT JUST KEEP ON BRINGING SHORT HAIRED ASIAN GIRLS IN OVERSIZED SHIRTS INTO THE FORBIDDEN CITY" - @HammerKoopa

stonehead: I finally have something to contribute to this thread. Good bit @sonicmanialover and @DGR2GoAlone

MS-Bnny-Zaku: @NewHorizons

"This is a classic lunchroom vibe rn. We talkin about soda and others are talking about pedos. Awesome vibes" - @MS-Bnny-Zaku

@BarnSwallow : GET IT!? GET IT!? THE LAKE IS SHAPED LIKE A 'BIG FOOT'! BIG! FOOT! BIG FOOT!

Best thing to happen while ya was drunk, me lad! Its me perfect equivalent to those "hang in there, kitten"

HammerKoopa

presedential boipreg hell yea boi

SaintCola

my superpower is a bowl of honey bunches of bullshit

Tunafish: @SaintCola ((allegedly))

Sometimes I see the quotes on the top of this page when I'm on every now and then, and then kinda just pray to God we all get our heads collectively out the gutter.

That1Guy

NOPerabo: @That1Guy

Oh yeah i had a nightmare last night that a keter class obese woman broke into me car to eat me. Woke up in a cold sweat

HammerKoopa

I think Dug could become a pimp if he went outside.

dragongirl

eyes: @HammerKoopa

@dragongirl

It all started with that one damn pharmacist with an asteroid belt worth of metal glued to her face giving me the racial slur eyes when i tried to buy condoms at 15 and i was never the same

HammerKoopa

Kidanp thwir childten.

CognacDefender

i gotta be a little gay becasue i love pink panthress and mandgola bay

wavve-creator

plus i had a latino boyfriedn once but i think thats less gay than my current music trend

wavve-creator

eyes: @CognacDefender

@wavve-creator

happy birthday israel

Boxer

probably something along the lines of ching chong 한자 1983 - @overt dice​

eyes: @Zachwave

@Neither or

"I spend my time making reviews of books such as "fanged Noumena," not having sex" - @nsequeira119

On the train, sitting in the middle of someone else's smoke circle, I wish I was playing Ico (2001) instead!

№56

I'm no introvert, I'm no extrovert, I'm just a pervert :(

Oedipus Rex

eyes: @HammerKoopa

@llillilll

dug said:

Everyone I know who went to public/private school is on hinge and paying for weekly haircuts

The real war that's coming is gonna be for the control of yourself, and that one can't be lost.

alix

mamoya chirimoya said:

The negitive engery is mense

The enchudment is opoun us

We well be chudde

I wanted a tsundere relationship in high school like all the romance anime I had seen and all I got was this lousy online tsundere relationship with a bulgarian man i've never met online.

Neither or

Thanks to the Agora Quotes banner I've had new users privately ask me if I'm into BDSM. Awkward, but manageable. I'm sure No56 can also survive being inaccurately portrayed as a heterosexual.

Spoiler: Spoiler

though I don't know how the quotes are stored on the web server, I am once again offering a Saturday morning or two to manually comb through the quotes and fix any formatting errors.

pronoundisrespecter said:

You mention the downsides of social media to anyone IRL and suddenly everyone has some aunt who lives in Guatemala who they can only keep in touch with on WhatsApp for some reason

shinobu: I don't know if I'm willing to trawl through 44 pages of the quotes thread to find the original, but the full quote was about his mom having a flat chest, and maybe a reference to Freud? There's been a bug with the quotes, a bunch of them have been cut in half for some…

I have an opposite request - I'd like this quote (not of me) to get deleted:

"I stare at women's breasts even when i'm not attracted to them - N056"

I said it in chat the other day and it popped up again, and it just makes me feel like...meh. 56 is such a good member of the community this is such an awful quote. Unlike everything else, even myself taken out of context, this doesn't make me smile to see. It's just...not very him? Idk how to put it.

I'm willing to replace it with myself saying something worse idk what. Could even swap me into the quote lel

im 40 years old and gay

Zachwave

brentw: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?chat/message/2169603/view

I WANT TO CUM INSIDE RAINBOW DASH

COCKPIT BLUNTSMOKER

HammerKoopa: - @COCKPIT BLUNTSMOKER

this is the perfect funny joke to convince my wife I need to stare at her butthole

tomboy

Everyone has to overcompensate the gayness by yelling into the void their danbouru tags

Zachwave

You know, hitler was a phoneposter

HammerKoopa

COCKPIT BLUNTSMOKER: @HammerKoopa

"in a way, the 'harmonious' nature of Equestria is not that different than Kongo Colony" - @llillilll

Canada piss milkies

Tunafish: @SaintCola (Allegedly)

these God damn Glooks hiding in the puddles

Tunafish: @STEKI (Allegedly)

@BarnSwallow

I can't get away from innuendos and shibboleths like that, but that's because I'm constantly exposed to women youtube videos playing around my house like background radiation in Chernobyl.

"the child who is not embraced by internet shock videos will livestream their own mass shooting to feel it's warmth" - African proverb

overt dice

"listen kid, this place is for real hardcore cyberpunks only...you gotta be jumped in or you're not tough enough to hang with the big dogs..." - №56

Which is the good guys blood or crip i wanna be the good guys

SaintCola

I love it when we see bum to bum cognac

HammerKoopa

Zachwave:

I liked Yuri way more before knew what actually women were like. Now it's like, two women?? In the same room?? At the same time?? No thanks!!

No... no-no-no! Ross, why did you post me in here?! I cannot be deemed terminally online if this will be noticed by the folk! It'll be so over for my career...

URGENT NEWS! Two slavs were found in the back alley of our fine establishment after reports of "crazy laughter" coming from the spot. After investigation we found out they were consuming vodka and using an popular local digital infohazard drug known as "Sappo Vs. Fascism" thread.

ahiddenEYEsaack

l.n_khote: Lol

In the DSM handbook, having an agora quote on the front page is the first symptom of Terminally Online Syndrome.

BarnSwallow

No foid ever called me goy

Tunafish: @GENOSAD, 2026 (Allegedly)

I read phimosis as gnosis.

Tunafish

*trying to explain cyberpunk dystopias to Americans:*

Okay imagine a burger—

Vaporsleep

Silent threat of adulthood is cynicism and losing your humanity. Children are retarded experimenters and that's why they are happier than us. There's a monkey somewhere hitting itself with an acorn that is in a state of perfect bliss.

lovelace

COCKPIT BLUNTSMOKER: @lovelace

Neither or said : I'm a professional ass puller yeah. My hands are in people's asses practically on the daily

best part of being gay is not having to worry about things being gay

Vitnira

A shitton of paragraphs later...

SomaSpice: Huh I wonder what's up with this new user? I've only seen his face twice around the forum. Lemme see his profile...

Ahh yes, Agora Road, the last stop before leaving the internet. :agpepsi:

Dug is the coolest one out of your sorry bunch

nsequeira119

I'm not sure Adolf Hitler ever said that, but, I mean, yes- I do have to agree.

nsequeira119

Ross_Я: I think I'm done with Nick for today, guys.

HammerKoopa: I am now leaving agora road forever never to return (20 minutes) due to factors in the IRL that made me realize i cant be online forever (i am shitting meself). Godspeed travelers. May we meet again

Athena doesn't really arouse me sexually, she just arouses me intellectually

nsequeira119

NewHorizons said:

Large penises are for animals and barbarians indeed.

llillilll said:

back to my point, japanese (asian cultures in general) had the right idea on intergender mixture of traits, big penis + big boobs. Greeks are gay

remember_summer_days said:

I've never been into porn cause using the imagination just feels so much better lmao

I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN WITH BIG BOOBIES ROGHT NOW!!!!!1

№56

when you put your mouth in one half of the ball and inhaled (as children do) it created a suction seal. Some kid died from it apparently.

cant even take it up the bum anymore safely because some idiot wanted to have sex with a monkey

alCannium27: @BarnSwallow said

source: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?chat/message/2063183/view

@STEKI said:

source: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?chat/message/2063189/view

Hammerkoopa said: crushed almonds and honey like we are back in the ancient levant. Get some pistachios and dates in there are we are going full UDREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I discovered I was capable of feeling ASMR by falling sleep while watching blowjob videos.

nakadashi

This is, like, the only talking point you here on Agora ever have. Like, do you think the more you repeat it the more people will believe it or something?

nsequeira119

Some Olive Oyl looking ass fat bitch tap dancing on a corpse stabbed by a jew is a concept that shouldn't be so boring to look at....

TastyRancidLemons

I cannot stress this enough: You need to hold your breath for 4-6 minutes or longer. Please.

GENOSAD

Fucking fascist. All you want is to kill people. Why can't you be more like our great pacifism expert, Nikolas Seqiuq9iwuroyit?

Ross_Я

I don't need a comic to jerk me off for the things I believe, to imply to me that I'm doing a good job or the right thing because I despise the right people. Maybe you do you fuck.

CognacDefender

Someone could administer your viagra and then jerk you off, it would be rape but it still counts.

NewHorizons

That's enough of you and your stupid FUCKING REMARKS! GO BACK TO BUNKERCHAN AND PLAY COMMIEBALL OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK IT IS YOU DO DOWN THERE WHILE WE CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKING MESS!

CognacDefender

Oh, you're British! I get it now. That explains a lot

nsequeira119

Rape. Let me tell you how much I've come to rape you.

CognacDefender

Nessy you never elaborated on why me being of a different nationality than you invalidates anything I post because at your heart you're a bigot like every other fascist.

CognacDefender

the lead fascist in your area strolls up to the anti-fascist, his motley crew of skinheads tagging along, "adolf hitler's most nastiest physical beast" scribbled on a piece of cardboard and pinned onto his chest. he has a proposal for the anti-fascist. him and his band of mentally disabled Aryans will pack up and leave your town for good-no more fascism, no more 2016-era racist jokes of spamming the n word over and over, no more preaching on the superiority and sanctity of the white race and their culture while his DMs are riddled with latina and black women.

he just has to incline bench 1pl8 for 5 reps in a row. thats it. they event set up the bench and everything in the town square. just 5 reps.

you are among the crowd watching. you have 200 dollars to bet on whether the leftist will successfully pull of the bench or not. you cannot see him beforehand, so you have to go off of your previous experiences with leftists.

do you bet for or against the anti-fascist?

silkdealer

The lolcow doesn't know it is being milked. The lolcow moos and thrashes along the long grass tongues as the winds whisper sweet mockeries into it's ears.

The lolcow doesn't know it's being milked. The Dillbert toils the land for fresh dill to put into the milk and sweeten the sour taste of lolcow milk.

The lolcow doesn't know it is being milked. It looks at the sky, the crudely drawn Dillbert farmer and it thinks it's being worshipped.

STEKI

C.I.T. (Castrated Internet Theory)

alix

Every girl in Berlin over the age of 12 was raped.

DeepBlue

>i have a gut feeling he commited a crime

>if he didn't.. he is still a criminal cuz... :p

ps. wtf is an allosexual???

يوثرثيف

You know I took you as one of those quirky autists who spice up a forum but you are now nearing the territory of the school shooter archetype with your rhetoric.

幽邃森林

your statements would've without a doubt led you to mental institution way before you'd be able to get jailed.

You're lumpenproletariat, simple as. If you'd had any sense, you'd be happy as a clown that you live in the US, 21st century, which couldn't give less fucks about the likes of you even if it wanted to.

Ross_Я

SpeedSleek: Some highlights from the Sappo thread

SomaSpice: @BarnSwallow まったく。。。「Copper Dragon」は本当に亡くなった。絶対に、忘れないぞ、相棒。

Ödipus Rex: Never change Juri.

There are so many interesting ways the human body can be disassembled.

nsequeira119

Ross_Я: Guess who coined this one: pacifist from Denver or Josef Mengele?

Why is there a congressional meeting of John Hopkins hospital discussing Cognacs prognosis in containment chat

alCannium27: @LostintheCycle said in containment chat:

Source:

everytime I get suicidal thoughts I hop on agora road to see what bullshit shenanigans dug and cognacdefender are up to in containment chat and it's not even a joke

juriwave

The Tau-Cetian Transwomen had contacted my roommate to give her the run down of the situation.

Hypatia

Ended up eating it dookie side first. You're safe for now, old peoples.

MySpace Tom: From Aydon Mads. Try to guess the context before reading the source

Scott Adams could never do that. I hope his prostate is decomposing nicely.

nsequeira119

I am the source of creation

nsequeira119

Ross_Я: It's time for a new faith. God walks among us.

WHERE"S ALCANNIUM IM GONNA EAT HIM AHA HHAAHSHAGGGGEGEARRRGRGHRHGGHGHGHG

dug

@alCannium27 IM GONNA JUICE YOUR HEAD!!!!!!!!

dug

alCannium27: Let this be a testament to my unyielding faith, that the whole of the agora crashed out

I do believe Christianity has led to the greatest good western civilization has created

oblongcloud

Ross_Я: The greatest brother in Christ of all Agora. If he will be banned, that's because our mods are satanic jewish reptiloids.

called a white chick the n word and now my doordash account is "suspended for safety reasons"

wearyinternettraveler

MY DOORDASH IS UNDER ATTACK FROM THE WOKE LEFT

wearyinternettraveler

The difference between BBC and BBQ is when you invite your grandma over for one and she decides to bring her dentures or not

HammerKoopa

am trying to find this bloody condom

HammerKoopa

brentw: Hammer's a quote machine:

Kids are skibbidy rizzing on instagram they don't have time to be creative.

BarnSwallow

Deleted member 4151: I'm immature... this made me giggle a bit.

It was one of those situations that feels so much like being in a greentext that you start disassociating

№56

The day I do a fa'arapu for the first time is also the day I fuck a tyre for the first time. -- @Aral

SomaSpice: @liquidsun

Everything feels like a marathon and everyone is trying to convince us that we got to run it all in a sprint. Just doesnt happen.

STEKI

endless_self: Will often quote this from now on.

From revander's profile post.

silkdealer: @Zachwave

where do the quotes even come from? chat? threads? statuses? I may never know

MySpace Tom: From insomniac:

I'm not going to explain it but sometimes you just need to put all that responsibility and maturity in a box, store it under the bed, and have a woman in a pleather one-piece tie you to the ceiling and whip your ass until you cry.

BarnSwallow

Dont pull out your cock until you are 100% sure she is just as retarded as you are

HammerKoopa

№56 said:

If I met one of the my little pony horses I would feed them a carrot

Ride West, life good. West fight back, KILL West. Think about West... Regret

STEKI

dug: Where are you from?

Agora road really jumped the shark when they spent an entire episode watching hentai parodies

Zachwave

HammerKoopa: ​

If wanting to have kids some day is a fetish then sure. I have a pregnancy fetish

dug

admin: I manually updated 2 years worth of quotes no bot

The most faggot cat alive to ever faggot his fag way out of fag town is going to tell me not to call faggots faggot? aint that some faggotry of the faggiest degree

HammerKoopa

alCannium27: @dug

BarnSwallow said:

I scrolled up to see mamoya's food, thought "yeah thats about right" and scrolled back down.

Last time I checked on the 'pooping kid' from my youth, he became a tranny, just like me.

Hypatia

Fish flakes are some vaporwave ass food

HammerKoopa

Censorship is the babe of all mankind

alCannium27

Do I seem homosexual?

灰の男性

HammerKoopa: Newfags are getting better by the season

My house wigger was like a member of my family man

glassinsect

literally if you're not a morbidly obese black dude wearing an DBZ goku shirt... idk u fr

wearyinternettraveler

pledging yourself to ISIS is so 2014

menace

i dont blame them, vaporwave fans are really fucking annoying fags lol

Zachwave

"A man's greatest joy is liking comments in Containment Chat." - Mamoya Khan

Zachwave

Guys is y'all want easy points and wins streaks on chess.com then just play with me

alCannium27: jojo said:

Source: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.php?chat/message/1856273/view

Those were prime dog running over years 05-06

Neither or

If they really wanted you out of the picture, they wouldn't have used ball lightning. They would've used a gun.

Waninem

They definitely did not consider the implications of publishing an educational presentation where a goth girl wants you to be racist

№56

agora is basically the internet equivalent of one of those decadent Chinese dynasties where the emperor is absent most of the time and most of the day to day governing is done by asexual eunuchs who don't have total power and things are always slowly falling apart without ever completely collapsing

№56

"I'm sooooo fulllll I feel like I'm in one of those weird pornos sonic fans jack off to" - @Halico

Going iggidy biggidy bing bing with no pants 50 miles an hour down a school zone

wearyinternettraveler: @Neither or

how many people have gotten divorced since you been here thats the real analytics i would like to see

Zachwave

But in English there's a huge difference between a macron and Macron

dug

Why did he dress Maduro up like Dr Disrespect

STEKIdeer the Red-Nosed

not thinking about our goddess, Christina Weston Chandler, no

alCannium27: @sulkytencent said:

The only reason metal really exists as a codified genre is because a bunch of white men who were jealous of the power exhibited by figures such as Little Richard took rock and sanitized it with performatively masculine elements such as caveman growls and edgy oaths to Satan

nsequeira119

Ross_Я: Either I've never read his posts closely enough, or he is on fire these days around.

I am going to recreate your bedroom in RPGMaker 2004 and put an easteregg so when the player interacts with your bed a text box shows up that they found a dildo under it and it gets auto equipped as a +5 sword

HammerKoopa

I am a local celebrity, so seeing me out and about is kind of like seeing John Travolta or something.

nsequeira119

Ross_Я: An ego this large surpasses all other Agora users put together.

BLACK PEOPLE IN MY COMMUNITY

dugmas

jo_0: more like hentai-sementism

This woman just called someone on the bus and was like "Yeah we just passed X spot I'll be there shortly". We are 2km away from X post you lying bitch

@Halico

I'M GONNA PUT U TO SLEEP SO FAST, IM GONNA TUCK U INNNNN

SaintCola

I'M GONNA READ U A NIGHT NIGHT BOOK

SaintCola

I'M GONNA SPRINKLE SO MUCH SAND IN U EYES UR GONNA BE SEEING STARSSSS

SaintCola

I'M GONNA SING U A LULLABY

SaintCola

Congratulations on your high fiber diet and being the agora road user with the most chiseled smooth marble ass skin with le epic ridgeless butthole, very vaporwave

HammerKoopa

SomaSpice: @sneaky dice good one

I've got that autist resistance to propaganda and marketing but if you make it cute enough I will buy it like a cuck

sneaky dice

@Punp said: "Do ah lhook lhike ah know whatta jaypegg iys?"

10 careers for SIGMA males: 1. ornamental hermit 2. garden gnome 3. oracle

Orpheus

"What if they made a horror movie called "I Was A Teenage Chud" and the main character slowly transformed into an Agora Road user" - @VHSMARONITE

I'm the fastest gay in the west

sneaky dice

Deleted member 3269: @sneaky dice

sneaky dice: Heh.

@josferatu

Losers ruining my incel thread as per usual

Dr. Dimmadoom

You shouldn't judge an idea based purely on how many funko-pops it spawned.

MySpace Tom: Wisdom from @BarnGallows

white boy got that enhanced cognition

silkdealer

i'll chew on all the tree cum and drink bee vomit as it so pleases me

bunnie

№56 said:

Ug wonder why eagle tribe give many "spear" to big nose tribe, do they think big nose is eagle beak

Click to expand...

Ug wonder why eagle tribe give many "spear" to big nose tribe, do they think big nose is eagle beak

№56

Unlike shinji, i want to go inside the robot. Also unlike shinji, i want to go in through the rear end

HammerKoopa

On this forum two complete sentences doesn't count as autistic sperging.

i saw punp stealing copper wire from a street lamp last Tuesday

ghermann

The American dream is smoking crack and living on welfare in a trailer

Orpheus

@Sparrow said: Right time to be on Agora.

if it was any other time I think people would've call it "faggy" or "retarded"

Teehee :3

Zachwave

My vinyl collection is lackluster

Zachwave

I prefer rapes

Zachwave

Tapes too lmao

Zachwave

In my restless dreams, I see that sauce... tabasco

SpheralBloom

GENOSAD: Time for a new merch drop @IlluminatiPirate!

The only fed I am is well-fed

Orpheus

I'm sick of all this political violence, I remember simpler times when the worst thing on the news was hijacked jet liners crashing into buildings

№56

Just ate perverted sinister diabolic scheming psychosexual bataillan sushi. Fuck my sushicel life. - Orpheus

im glad they injected me with more ads and microplastiques though. now when i grind my teeth at night i can hear plastic love

Zachwave

"ITS BLOKES!!! SOYLENT CRISPS ARE COMPOSED OUTTA BLOKES INNIT"

HammerKoopa

wipipo don't charge they crisp packets

№56

kona: From a ping profile post

BarnSwallow: I would definitely recommend beating OFF to anyone

alCannium27: sneaky dice:

a twink gang bang should not be considered a birthday party. I didn't want to go anyway

In containment chat. Post from mobile

sneaky dice:

Does goatse count as an imbued image? It's pretty cursed and has a lot of sentiment.

Sometimes i wish internet would just die, that a big rat ate fiber optic cables and boom.

☯змія☯

Hour ban for Spheralbloom from chat for all the OwO *pounces* shit while we were discussing the holocaust

Punp

Ill be the judge of what you actually like

HammerKoopa

Today I gooned to some goth alt onlyfans but I hate exaggerated piercings. That's true horror. Sometimes you stare into the abyss and the abyss jiggles back.

BarnSwallow

I want to give my brother a flip phone but our parents are minerals

Orpheus

send feet pics, but make sure they have a toe tag on

tomboybathwater

I am sucking you off from afar :)

Orpheus

______: -5:21 PDT (UTC-7) 2025-08-17

I don't even have to watch porn because I can go into a lucid dream and have REAL SEX EVERY NIGHT!

Rats!

@dug said:

Bloom is sending thigh pics to babble in chat again? GOOD. Now we can get off containment chat and go be productive

big_ping07: the state of the union

wavve-creator: another @sneaky dice quote

wavve-creator: @sneaky dice

Geno's in love with a woman!!!!

GENOSAD

I made out with a female friend one time when we were both drunk and high loll and I have yet to kiss a boy so for now I am a certified girl kisser

SpheralBloom

all metal fans are virgins therefore they are asexual by design

BlackControlBoxer

Fine, yes, I'm Indian!

Kajoolie606

a woman's got 3 notable holes, spongebob's got a bare minimum of at least 12. probably more. i'll elaborate no further - @Xx_TheMilkMan69_xX

Ill overthink as much as i god damn want. Every single one of them is a transexual lizard from planet bell-end at the HRT constellation and they are here to steal me threads in order to gangstalk gaslight and gangbang (HammerKoopa, on guest users)

HammerKoopa

*nuzzles in brain folds*

SpheralBloom

On a technicallity NEETs are already workless cum machines, the output just goes nowhere. If anything its nothing but a logistics problem but the infrastructure is there

HammerKoopa

anyone notice that the selena gomez oreos are suspiciously similar to the post malone oreos

№56

Punp: Some real gold in chat tonight

Online your skin color doesnt matter for you are baring your soul through text directly from your conscious mind. And let me tell you dug, your soul owned people

HammerKoopa

I dont care how woke someone is, i just really dislike pride flags, i think they are gay as shit

HammerKoopa

jack is physically huge but he also has some kind of hero complex that could only come from someone with retard strength

dug

Punp: commit 26/06/2025 - added another line to chromosomes.py

revert commit 26/06/2025

commit 26/06/2025 - added reference to Math.py

HammerKoopa: Me removing 300 lines of obsolete code from the repo

Okay so, when daddy and mommy love eachother very very much the daddy creates a pull request in your mommy's repository. After a 9 month review she then commits the changes to her master branch, and that feature was you <3

RisingThumb: @HammerKoopa in this analogy are PR rejections... abortions? PepSiDawgwitcan

Okay so, when daddy and mommy love eachother very very much the daddy creates a pull request in your mommy's repository. After a 9 month review she then commits the changes to her master branch, and that feature was you <3

HammerKoopa

most libraries don't have bookbinders these days because billionaires try to create 2D girlfriends instead of building libraries/universities

dug

Someone tell me why some lady fresh out of college had me service her car, then asked me to change the emojis in her dash because she didn't like them. She was referring to the abundance of active warning lights

DGR2GoAlone

You are all acting like Porc is some evil mastermind when he's probably already setting up a Melonland account.

Alix

BarnSwallow

Tell her the truth. It's where cool projects go to die and impressionable kids go to trans.

Antice

Old housewife tales are the root of solid studies; the internet was made for sharing cat pics

Some_porcupine: (Math Equal Angelic Mantra Today at 12:32 AM: My mother asked me what Discord is.)

It's propaganda to make people forget about the erosion of the dollar's value and to think of work as "empowering" and "liberating". Think about that. Who else used that phrase: "work shall set you free"?

MySpace Tom

i wonder who will be gen alpha hitler

Some_porcupine

Some_porcupine: Lamoa:

Ye

+1

"Oooooh husbantdo, you'ru spendo too much timu being a femboy on agora rodu. Now we are homeress"

HammerKoopa

hi_ moon is crazy. big circle, will lower directly in my bed...

Some_porcupine

wavve-creator: my guilty pleasure is posting is r/csMajors about having a job

punisheddead said:

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"Chair yoga" lmao. Middle aged women will do anything to avoid lifting weights actual cardio.

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But how does one reach liberation of the reincarnation cycle with chair yoga? - LiraTirsoCaduceo

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"Chair yoga" lmao. Middle aged women will do anything to avoid lifting weights actual cardio.

punisheddead

Some_porcupine: quote this week pearls until they are not gone

@eris:

the more i read this chat the more convinced i am that you're all lowering each others' IQs

A book, no one would read besides like 1 friend of mine--but I actually value my friends and don't want to subject them to too much nonsense and bullshit. What I don't care at all about is the emotions, the well-being and the time of the random people who might come to a forum.

Babble Cowboy

how to drain your dragon: Piece of shit alert:

activate gatekeep measures

in sweden they're just called fish

ElSpankio

i googled my username and i think i found a suno "song" that porc made from chat between you, @SpheralBloom , and i.. and bro i cannot stop laughing

the MR.RUNT X3 message from spheral is killing meeee

porc stop feeding our convos to robots!

i googled my username and i think i found a suno "song" that porc made from chat between you, @SpheralBloom , and i.. and bro i cannot stop laughing

the MR.RUNT X3 message from spheral is killing meeee

porc stop feeding our convos to robots!

big_ping07 to BLOCKLIT GUNTOTER

Antice: big_ping07 wrote on BLOCKLIT GUNTOTER profile.​

"you can pay 10 bucks a month to see a girl's arse splurt out mayonnaise but saying the word retard is a big no no" - @dorgon

There's an over-educated middle class full of people that spent 4 years in a "university" having equally mindless debates. They were rewarded, not for what they debate, but for the simple act of debating. So now they engage in idiotic discussions like this to signal to their peers that they are intellectuals.

Put another way, to over intellectualize something idiotic, is a playful way of signaling your intelligence. (Hint: it's actually quite the opposite; maybe the intellectual equivalent of a soyface)

dug

millennials be nostalgic for literal cardboard circles

big_ping07

the orange cock dimension? yeah that killed me once too, you'll get used to it

يوثرثيف: @Xx_TheMilkMan69_xX

[23:52:23] <HammerKoopa> oh god there is such an air of defeat to being the furby cigarette

I'm confused? I'm already getting fucked in the ass by Silicon Valley everytime I use the internet. Why would I need a prosthetic dick?

BarnSwallow

geno, the third one - spheral...

Some_porcupine

Bullshit, lad probably ties a bowtie around it and then nods to himself in the mirror

HammerKoopa

Some_porcupine: HammerKoopa:

Holy crap guys do not look under the skirt of an agora road anime girl, worst mistake i've ever made

+3

nobo: The biggest problem I have with programming these days is, "is this worth my time?" Experience teaches you that not every project is, because if you spend your time wrongly, the things that are worth your time never get done. But then I still want to play with stuff. But later I will be alone with the thing I created saying, "well... I guess that was cool."+1

Caffeinated_nerveape: porcy has wrapped his schizo takes in ai slop to make it palatable to normies, much like how one would wrap dog medicine in a piece of cheese

sneaky dice: 灰の男性 said: https://www.met.police.uk/advice/ad...l-behaviour/nuisance-behaviour-groups-people/ heh.... nuisance behavior bothering you? Well too fucking bad not our problem - metropolitan police +1

anthonyalbu that is why the only valid form of online communication is agruing with yourself on diffrent viewpoints on dead chans until the admin notices and decids to shut the whole thing down, rip rottingangels.org

Andy Kaufman Today at 9:17 AM My mom used to read these tabloid magazines that just contain useless drama shit about celebrities and watch some shows on TV that too just focused on celeb break ups and shit.What I waste of time, I thought.Then I found myself watching hour long drama videos on youtuber drama and now I understand. You were alright mom.​

HammerKoopa: The best bargain bin novel, the twist is that the guy in the nazi officer get up in 1980's vaporwave land didnt do it

shinobu: №56 said: done Ah, culinary exchange. Entire societies were bridged from this method. +1 to diplomatic relations between the Principality of Chicago and the Kingdom of Mongolia +1

dorgon: Some_porcupine said: "metal ones." you can also stick and suck blood from others good for sucking the adenochrome out of newborns +4

sneaky dice: How many paper straws would it take to undo the damage of dumping 12 car batteries into the ocean +1

wearyinternettraveler: Lamoa said: I remember using some bamboo like straws? I don't know what it was exactly but it worked quite well. I don't know why they don't use that instead of the paper ones. senator's daughter doesn't make bamboo straws +2 1 minute ago dorgon: waffle said: what about the 'will it get stuck in a sea turtles nose' metric? having jammed both paper and plastic straws into a

wearyinternettraveler: liberals be like "We need to send *that filthy (south-)african* back from where he came"

someone posted the amount of fuel used to traffic the ghouls to a WEF meeting to /r/dataisbeautiful and it got removed faster than FBI race statistics real i need to see that +2

the irony that they define "crazy" as being a trump syncophant, as opposed to the autistic tunnel boreing, flamethrower selling, rocket riding rich lunatic he's always been

Vitnira: ☯змія☯ said: Los americanos son raros, ellos llevan a sus hijos arrastrados de correas como si fuesen mascotas. when people talk in beaner i assume they're insulting me, so go fuck yourself +2

☯змія☯: №56 said: who sez im being ironic Idk, you guys usually tend to be kinda mean regarding fun stuff, i keep forgetting you are not a grumpy old man, but a grumpy young man. +1

STEKInon: We need a balkan version of Serial Experiments Lain, but Lain is instead a young boy huffing glue and the big bad guy trying to make the wired and reality into one is his drunk ex-pro-boxer uncle +1

№56: We should start treating kpop women like we treat idol anime men +1

Aion: 灰の男性 said: Advanced racism would be going bit by bit on their culture and carefully examining their every feature while explaining they are inferior. if you call that racism, you'd better not look at Latin American humor jsjsjs +1

nobody tell this guy about utnapishtim +2

HammerKoopa: DO NOT SACRIFICE YOUR SON MISTER ABRAHAM SIR!!! DO NOT A SACRIFICE ISAAC SIR BLOODY THIS IS NOT WHAT I MEANT DO NOOOOOOT!!!!!!! +6

STEKInon: We gave speech to rocks, we deserve to be enslaved by AI +3

STEKInon: the noosphere is activelly bombarded by perma-zoned out druggies atm, sitting in their shackhouses pumping stims and other crap in their bloodstream thinking degenerate thoughts +1

Junious: welcome to the nhkposits anglo invented hentai to suppress japanese warrior culture +2

Junious: i worked with a guy who described his sex life as "i have to have sex with her or someone else will" +1

Vitnira: Vitnira said: my fetish is heterosexual sex resulting in children i think we're at dark eldar tier civilization where this is actually a very strange fetish +2

Apologies but from my interactions with you I have come to the conclusion that you are around the 90-100 IQ range (causes: black and white thinking, high prospenity towards populism, highly impractiable ideas (albiet that is more correlated with youth and an academic background also leads to the same idealism)) +1

Junious: mengko preserves a history of pop culture in japan that supports the didact thesis of welcome to the nhk -- a conspiratorial control of pop culture by outsiders designed to crush the warrior spirit and foster complacency. Just browsing ebay, the pre-1945 mengko are almost uniformy soldiers, military equipment and scenes of civilian population dealing with war. post 1945 its adaptations of american pop culture

Noxy

Because young people find it extremely funny and entertaining to be an asshole for the lulz and some adults may also partake in this activity if it's already happening (broken window theory).

To quote 1999's "Communities in Cyberspace":

CommuniTree computerized bulletin board (1970) was intended to be a forum for intellectual and spiritual discussion among adults. It was an environment where censorship was censured and each user's privacy was both respected and guaranteed by the system's administrators. The community it fostered collapsed under the onslaught of messages,often obscene, posted by the first generation of adolescent school children with personal computers and modems.

Some_porcupine: forum.agoraroad.com

forum.agoraroad.com

forum.agoraroad.com

forum.agoraroad.com

sneaky dice:

please ashman no more penis statistics we've seen them before

> be punp >be having nice chat about pogs in le vaporwave forum >be porcupine > "i know what punp will love" >share video about AI bullshit >all in a days work

HammerKoopa

my friend is describing his safety training video course for work and I knew the exact Chinese liveleak video he was describing

BarnSwallow

COCKPIT BLUNTSMOKER: @BarnSwallow

BarnSwallow:

Agora users clinging onto beat time as a rapidly dying source of ethnic pride, like the welsh language.

you have a keyboard, just call him a faggot

silkdealer

theres fucking OLD Women that tap me out in BJJ, theres young 16 olds faster than me, I've been in classes with 12 year old Geniuses AND ITS ALL OKAY

Echos

Man its like im talking to a group of inbred imageboard enthusiasts who didnt get their daily dose of tranny porn today. I dont give a fuck about a websites culture, thats manchild bullshit and i dont want to have anything to do with it, if disliking means that ill have to react with some gay ass seinfeld emoji then you can all go fuck yourselves. I also dont give a fuck that the like button only exiiists for oooneee particular person? Fuck you faggot i dont care? Why would you think that id know or even care about that? Thing is that theres a like button, it works, its a quick way to signalize that something you read is good and that you agree with it, theres no such way of quickly saying that you dislike something. There has to be a reason the owner decided to design the website in such a retarded fucking way and no one has yet told me why, im still waiting for a somewhat logical answer that doesnt sound like a 300 pound freebsd user breathing heavily while typing on his 20 year old keyboard that was once white. Stop acting like a bunch of pussies, tell me why there is a like button everyone can use, but no dislike button. You kept whining about why someone would need it, but no one whined about the existence of the like button, so again, none of your arguments make any sense if youre not also bothered by the like button. Why is there no dislike button lmfao? Edit: Also the fact that people went out of their way to act like having the profile picture i have has anything to do with my question is just the lowest form of human life, it makes me laugh.

Traveller

big tits are patriotic

llillilll

I didn't know manufacturing still did everything by hand using assembly lines of slave-laboring poor like it was 1925. All those assembly machines that the government keeps showing off must be North Korean tier psyops. That giant articulating robo-arm? I bet that's 4 Latinos in an aluminum suit.

- /barnswallow.8215/

Some_porcupine: Wednesday at 1:09 PM

#1,818When you stop importing and want everything to be domestically produced, then yes, you need way more than 20% Dumb ass comment. - andy

Male loneliness epidemic? more like male gooning epidemic

GENOSAD: - ☯змія☯

there are many good songs about semen

GENOSAD: - @№56

The Thing cannot be described - there is no language for such abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy, such eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. If I say that my somewhat extravagant imagination yielded simultaneous pictures of a chicken, a zombie, and a B-list Hollywood actor, I shall not be unfaithful to the spirit of the thing. A green, pallid head surmounted a grotesque and cuboid body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

№56

they don't JUST rape women, you know

llillilll

The best part of sleeping is that moment in time where you're in bed, tired but comfy ready to drift off. It's like reverse nutting because the good part comes first.

sneaky dice

ban em alll and have no one sort them out

Cyb3rTr4sh

Wrong, old, and a furry. We've found the Final Boss of the Internet.

Regal

they call it the playstation 5 because that's exactly how much money you have left after buying it

dorgon

Koopa(porc... is me XD) was (is? havent logged out yet... ) social experiment / youtube prank. Mongolia == Slovakia #voporwave#slavwave. What next? PFC like 56 thread... #happybirthdayMatthewDavidMcConaughey

HammerKoopa

miku argentina garchandose a miku brasilera en reunion del mercosur

turntableToothache

shinobu: Sorry for the spanish quote, but I think it's an important one for the 10 people that can understand it

Post a picture of your mom's tits to make sure she doesnt have fresh signs of your breastfeeding. Its science, like carbon dating

HammerKoopa

Punp: -Hammerkoopa on proof of age

So it all started when soybean was domesticated for cultivation between 7000 and 6600 BC in China...

shinobu

HammerKoopa: - @shinobu

I hold onto every vistage of vaporwave on the vaporwave forum like a starving ape with a knife. By god i will kill anyone with a rock to keep vaporwave alive

HammerKoopa

Unpopular opinion: adult pornography is superior to child pornography

Skookumsquitch

idk I mess wiss ladyboys like pic related, small SEA men are usually a good time

dug

The modern drunk driver has the spirit of a kamikaze pilot

ghermann

unlike prawns squids cant move 2 spaces on their first move

HammerKoopa

"I always find the idea of dwarves with big penises hilarious. Where you going with that extra support for lil Tripod?" - @HammerKoopa

a gir i work with is 19 and talks to chatgpt about her relationship and her boyfriend for literal hours everyday and im so glad its an emotionless machine and not me listening to this shit

Junious

souretsu:

"Son, I met your mother on a vaporwave forum. I still remember the frag nights we used to have." (in reference to goopie-oasis(boi))

Nazis were practically made for birthday party costumes

Tom Cotten

Rock to the back of the head approach, Cain was history's first SysAdmin

HammerKoopa

But they were, all of them, deceived, for another webring was made, forged in containment chat.

cone

dumbass thread gets dumbass answers.

Cyb3rTr4sh

Mangione, Mangione, give me the formuoli

Eden

Last night I had a dream in which I decided to kill myself by downing an entire bottle of Mr. Beast-branded Benadryl gummies and my suicide note solely consisted of "A young dago-nigga can't get no white woman pussy, I'll see you all in Hyperborea."

Antogoos

i had to leave a maoist organization a couple years ago because it was taking time away from managing my seven rental properties

№56

Narcissus:

As a child, I've read that if you put a beach clam's shell to your ear, you'll hear the sounds of the sea, regardless of where you are. As a child, it never worked. Then I've tried it as an adult but all I could hear was beeping. Then I remembered that I have tinnitus

+1

Pussy

SpheralBloom

Some_porcupine: jojo:

please don't teach porcy bad words

5 minutes ago

Some_porcupine:

hehe

Not everything can be an agora quote there has to be a bar SOMEWHERE

Halico

what kind of fish would Yakub be in Spongebob

turntableToothache

I thank president franklin d. roosevelt and the manhattan project everytime i beat it to hentai

HammerKoopa

Waninem: I don't know how porc is better at rooting out threads than pigs are at rooting out truffles but I'll take it

it was one piece once but it dropped on floor and broke into 2000 episodes

Some_porcupine

"Leopards break into the temple and drink all the sacrificial vessels dry; it keeps happening; in the end, it can be calculated in advance and is incorporated into the ritual." - Franz Kafka

№56

I can't read social situations and relate exclusively to Tails from sonic bc autism or schizophrenia idk

Boxer: @Neither or

I pay my internet service provider $100 a month to see threads like this?

BarnSwallow

"so many such newbies... autists central" - @Some_porcupine

he posted a joke invoice for two tons of manure to be sent to your location and your issue is that the PO box in the return address wasn't real?

№56

You want energy-positive fusion? It's easy - give me a cheque and I'll get it done. All you need is a factory for some smallish H bombs, and a reservoir/lake nobody's using. A couple of concrete trucks, too. You're literally just boiling water, no need to complicate things.

kimn

its elementary school class education, or kindegarden one, depends; males go out work, women ants are inside

Some_porcupine

Punp: If everyone wrote like you autism would be so much easier to diagnose

"How did you get a wife if your full of Autism" @wearyinternettraveler

when i was collecting old thinkpad images, about 30% had trans flags

llillilll

You seem like someone who would really like trains, ashman

BarnSwallow

What the fuck is a "technical worker"?

Knows He Knows Not

"taking a shitter and the poop is spiky:" - @Some_porcupine

that wasnt very chill chat cafe of you

HammerKoopa

Everybody's talkin' about the holocaust

Ain't nobody peep'd a word about the Hitlocaust

alCannium27

Minor this minor that, why don't you try minING some calcium in the caves so you are of value to the Union, huh????

Halico

Bring me the bush cus she about to hit the tower until it becomes an inside job

HammerKoopa

Being autistic and having people have a hard time handling that is not an excuse for rape and predatory behavior towards children...

LizzyWanders

It's delivered so pithily that my mind's tongue has already shaped the words before understanding their power - like shouting a racial slur on a school bus.

Punp

Jokes on you, nobody has properly walked away from a computer since 2013

Egg (McMuffin) Man

Not super into the genre myself due to how repetitive it is, but these two tracks are always good stuff to me.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUxaOXG__OY

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdDhpdsBpt0

Knows He Knows Not

HammerKoopa: The techno thread is down the street to the right, this is the quotes thread

Maybe in the 90s 2000s there was a "need" to do anything to see a tit but now you go online and see them without wanting to

Narcissus

buddha has a website and god has an operating system. what do satan and hermes have i wonder?

youtherthyf

"Gay porn stars who have had sex with thousands of men when I tell them I have a neocities page" - @№56

What are you saying you fucking animal? How does any one piece of this quoted section lead into any other part of it? This is like trying to communicate with someone who has been lobotomised. I don't think you can understand what I mean when I ask you why you post without having a point.

Antoine

Boxer: Rip to a real one

Forum suggestion, replace the forum search bar with a submission form that just DMs Porky.

BarnSwallow

The whole album and subgenre is called eccojams, not sharkonthefrontcoverwave

HammerKoopa

no-nut november and other conservative psyops to control the population

Chuffed

i mean, by consumer choice/maladjuscation. imho goes in hand with consu-blaming (A to F food labels and henmce, sugar etc. price gauges), and to sort, shrinkflation

Some_porcupine

Can't get bitches when you're one of the bitches

Narcissus

I tried irc one time to complain to 4chan mods when a janny banned me when I didn't break any rules, and the mod I talked to said he'd unban me and asked for my local IP so I gave it to him and he range banned me

Egg (McMuffin) Man

I have consoomed soy and thus a revelation has come upon me, that I must give up all thou privacy and live my life as a city bugman. I will own nothing, and I will be happy, and thus shall we all, for in the normie revolution shall we all become one, and that one shall be itemless and yet, happy, at the same time. Feeling the high-fructose corn-syrup running through my veins, I no longer have an urge to hide from ze feds, I now feel a moral obligation to provide it all to George Soros, o algo, and therefore, shall I rule forever under the name of the jew.

Digital Cheese

Thenceforth, I advise all ye peoples now, to eat the bugs, and live in ze pods. To own nothing, and be happy. To consoom the new thing, and to get excited immediately for the next product.

Digital Cheese

Things like this is why one of me deep fantasies is to physically assault Ed Sheeran in broad daylight

HammerKoopa

even fat became trans U_U

jojo

I had a weird dream. Many things happened so I will just skip to the part were I was passing by a girl and she turned her phone to show me agora containment chat. She didn't say a word, she just looked at me with a very disappointed face

jojo

is prbhably because vapor? 2018 is not real... can they know# i was living in 2014....(so many peaple) Punks..., goth,s ooooo i dont unertand yes yes. /life missed reaction.

MindControlBoxer

Punp: Boxer's impression of Porc

Okay so I'm going to assume that you either fuck dogs or have a crippling addiction to BBC.

SpeedSleek

HammerKoopa: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.p...earth-disappears-what-happens.6117/post-88681

Necro-quoting @SpeedSleek

DougDimmadome said:

I like to puff on the cig and pretend I'm kissing a woman

it's hard not to envy you when your cheeks are being stuffed with my salty testicles. Many would pay a pretty penny for such a luxury

DOCKSIT BOATROTOR

Now I am become saar, the doer of needful

№56

"That is why you are a true rapist nigga from the hood, Mr.Kojima!" - @HammerKoopa

My sonichu medallion is not your costume

Lamp Fool

Virgins want a GF so they can get laid, Chads want a GF so they can hold them hostage for 40 minutes while ranting about the deep emotional symbolism in their obscure budget 80's anime.

BarnSwallow

Punp said:

№56 said:

the fact that newfags seem to gravitate more towards profile posts than forum posts says a lot about how peoples expectations of the modern internet, they see something that looks like a infinitely scrolling instagram/tiktok feed and assume that's the entire website

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№56 said:

the fact that newfags seem to gravitate more towards profile posts than forum posts says a lot about how peoples expectations of the modern internet, they see something that looks like a infinitely scrolling instagram/tiktok feed and assume that's the entire website

Noxy: Flogger music was pretty much just that. I actually like it, honestly

They danced funny too.

@Punp

I couldn't reply to your post, dunno why.

Regardless, I don't really agree; The thing is, forum posts carry with them a certain 'weight', at least for me. Like, I think…

Keeping communications with people on the internet is so weird, at any point anyone can just drift off into the ether, holding connections with people like that its like hanging out on a raft in the middle of an endless ocean, one day you wake up and that guy could of floated off in some driftwood never to be seen again. Any one of us getting to talk and know each other is the result of massive impossibilities.

HammerKoopa

need more mexican foot in my life

DOCKSIT BOATROTOR

"Chris Chan and Fortnite furries are fine but rats having VR sex is where you draw the line?" - @HammerKoopa

You better have sweet dreams or ill kill you with a rock

HammerKoopa

been blasting vaprowave as I tile a room in my house the echoes remind me of being in the mall, and the tile we are laying down is a nice dark red square that feels like an office building, wave gets me through it. But sadly I'm one of the dumbassess that y'all are complaining about I know not about vaprwave but the playlists on yt and the Nightwave plaza radio

- saw in chat forgot who

the fact that newfags seem to gravitate more towards profile posts than forum posts says a lot about how peoples expectations of the modern internet, they see something that looks like a infinitely scrolling instagram/tiktok feed and assume that's the entire website

№56

Young Hitler would LOVE big black. and that is not a joke.

MindControlBoxer

I essentially live like Patrick Star

ali3n2000

woke up this morning looking at a femboys anus and relaized ive been duped again

illautomatic

"gn bb" -@Some_porcupine

"bb yoga" -@Some_porcupine

lowkey ive been into rape films,, not cause im a rapist but probably cause quite the opposite

DougDimmadome

Can you use words you could use when speaking to women you find attractive and dont wanna look like an ass in front of

Oedipus

Digital Cheese accused of knowing how to set up a server but not how to ride a bike

Halico

@eris │ it objectively sucked

@eris │ i just put noise cancelling on and thought of england

Porcy I'm gonna think of u as the pregchan guy now I hope u know that

SpheralBloom

【ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ　ＮＩＧＧＡ　ＴＩＭＥＬＩＮＥ】

HammerKoopa

Let me explain something that You might have trouble comprehending using that wallnut in between your ears. Women generally don't feel comfortable surrounded by SHMEET especially when they are attached to trolls like you. I look for other women here to find community in people like me. This is normal human behavior.

cosmicVomitspit

LiraTirsoCaduceo: This is what floggers looked like, whether that makes it funnier or not I leave it to your own jugdement.

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnGh30LnhY0

I still remember the times when emos and floggers [...] would fight each other physically over their subculture.

LiraTirsoCaduceo

Deleted member 4151: Idk what a flogger is so it makes me think 'frogger'.

average agora user is engaged and makes over 200k a year

wearyinternettraveler

"People say 'what no pussy do to a nigga' but I've seen what pussy do to a nigga and it's much worse"

wearyinternettraveler

yesterday I had cookies and orange juice while watching cartoons. childmaxxing

Halico

"agreed, ive always liked the "internet refugee" label for that reason. it's like a refugee camp where a bunch of different people from different countries are living side by side and getting along somehow" - @№56

What's better wife material than a random assortment of western autists and third worlders

Oedipus

Waninem: Oedipus keeping the streak going.

Anon647: @Oedipus

Sadly cant tell Dahmer to eat a dick as he probably did it already but for reals :(

Oedipus

"YES PORC THAT IS HIDEO KOJIMA ALSO KNOWN AS ALIX FROM AGORA ROAD'S MACINTOSH CAFE THE BEST KEPT SECRET ON THE INTERNET HOME OF THE DEAD INTERNET THEORY AND THE >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk CRINGE THREAD" - @HammerKoopa

Only the locals know the truth.

ali3n2000

HammerKoopa:

[="llillilll"]

i didn't need to know if they [angels] had genitals or not punp

[/QUOTE]

They got a mouth tho

Anon647: @Oedipus

№56: Screenshotted this a while ago but forgot to post it until now.

№56:

I would drink a tea that tastes like home Depot smells, I'm sure it's out there

"hahah yes baby you are so "skibidi" mature L O L, now about that blowjob?" - @HammerKoopa

My self diagnosis of autism turned out true

Oedipus

These bigots don't want me going to bug chasing orgys.

Dr. MacGutsy

5 yrs ago, i fucked a crossdresser who told me he would introduce me to his agent and i could get a piece of mine in some rinky dink strip mall art gallery

5 yrs later, no art gallery, but i crave blood

illautomatic

GENOSAD: Nothing particularly noteworthy on its own, just something that everyone should see on the quotes section when they first visit this website:

I remember being on YouTube when I was maybe nine to eleven and seeing a video on YouTube where a ghast had sex with a Minecraft woman and I forgot how they made the ghast's penis (I think it was just a white torch-like stick) but they basically just slapped a realistic vagina texture on the woman and for when the ghast thrusted, they added a sticky piston sound

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Oedipus

I remember being on YouTube when I was maybe nine to eleven and seeing a video on YouTube where a ghast had sex with a Minecraft woman and I forgot how they made the ghast's penis (I think it was just a white torch-like stick) but they basically just slapped a realistic vagina texture on the woman and for when the ghast thrusted, they added a sticky piston sound

NO SEARCH ENGINE FOR YOU ASSHOLE, WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEARCH WHEN THERE IS ONLY 4 SITES? ARE YOU FRINGE? ARE YOU A CONSPIRACY THEORIST? ARE YOU SO RACIST AND HOMOPHOBIC YOU WANT TO USE OTHER SITES?!

HammerKoopa

AGORA IS A FUCK; I'M VAPORWAVE MAN; 2024 POST EM' ALL; 200 THREADS LOCKED

rain

I'm gonna go oedipostal

Punp: @Oedipus

do ants also have a smaller sub-group of ants that run all the ant banks and ant media

DougDimmadome

Mfs in Turkey missing out on Roblox dawg me and bro just got beat by an abusive dad in a hotel

ETierhuman

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Photosensitive Epilepsy Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

LiraTirsoCaduceo

"Nazis dressed well" there are simpler ways to say you're a faggot

Oedipus

"If it isn't nightcore (shittily sped up) or vaporwave (shittily slowed down) then get it the hell away from me!"

- @Antogoos

I'm certainly no more interested in disintegrating people in big vats of acid than I am having sexual intercourse with them

nsequeira119

Ross_Я: Another diamond from an epic thread:

"Are you from the chad olive oil Europe or the virgin butter Europe?" -A dude living in fentanyl Philadelphia

Halico

Agora road has gone WOKE and became euro inclussive for community activities

HammerKoopa

If i was that girl me pussy would dry out so quickly you would think its the setting for fallout new vegas

HammerKoopa

The Chibi One: @HammerKoopa

I HEARD AGORA ROAD DOESN'T LIKE ALL CAPS. SAD. PROBABLY A STUPID WEBSITE FULL OF COMMIES AND LIBERALS. I HAVE BIG THINGS TO SAY SO I TYPE VERY BIGLY. IT, I'M TOLD, IS THE BEST WAY TO TYPE. VERY LEGIBLE, ESPECIALLY FOR OUR ELDERLY WITH THE POOR EYESIGHT. WE HAVE THE BEST ELDERLY DON'T WE FOLKS? THEY SAY AGORA ROAD IS A VAPORWAVE WEBSITE. I LIKE VAPORWAVE, VERY 80'S. VERY NICE. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE AGORA ROAD BACK. SO EVERYONE WITH BIG IDEAS CAN TYPE VERY BIGLY. NEW INFRASTRUCTURE. IT'S GOING TO BE AGORA RAILROAD. RAILROAD FOR THE TRUMP TRAIN. WE'RE GOING TO MAKE AGORA RAILROAD GREAT AGAIN.

brentw

AGORA ROAD...WE LOVE AGORA ROAD, THE DEAD INTERNET THEORY, HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS? THEY SAY - ILLUMINATI PIRATE, GREAT GUY, TREMENDOUS BUSINESSMAN - HE SAYS THAT THE INTERNET...AND IT'S REALLY A DISGRACE, FRANKLY IT'S DISGUSTING...THE INTERNET IS, WELL, IT'S NOT WHAT IT USED TO BE, BUT WE LOVE TO POST ON AGORA ROAD...WE LOVE THE R*DDIT CRINGE THREAD

№56

Deleted member 3269: We should lock this man up

Ödipus Rex: The female population will be grateful for this, @LOGSPLIT FIRESTOKER

Plumbing - butts to butts

thinkin about the goatse singularity

eris

QUOTE="LostintheCycle"]Freud was actually the inventor of the yo mama joke but people didn't realize it at the time so they took him seriously, thus accidentally inventing psychology[/QUOTE]

"i can say it. we are in the agora porn addicts anonymous chat. hi everyone i'm big ping and i'm a porn addict. now everyone clap" - @big_ping07

Depends on how the waifu conversation goes, if you are openly going with the "I want to plow her 2D hoohah until i stretch her out into the third dimension" with the lads then yeah its a tad of porn talk. If you are discussing it like how awarararaimadamakomadi-chan is cuter than sashosakuritokumi-chan then its not porn talk, its just talking about which power ranger is better but they just so happen to have japanese tits and ass

HammerKoopa

"I admit that what we did was wrong, but given the chance I would most definitely do it the exact same way all over again. Fuck with the best, die like the rest."

GENOSAD: - Illuminati "Admin" Pirate, on the airstrike of MelonLand Children's Hospital for Kids Who Can't Post Good

"i do my best thinking on the bus...out loud"

№56

"2 people hug on the street nobody bats an eye, a guy goes out naked on the street screaming gay jews in the toilets and everybody looks" - @MindControlBoxer

Whenever I jack off I'm thinking "man this is a fucking waste of time" and I bust in 3 minutes TOPS. It's also MORE normal to jack off to hentai, despite what the normals say (as always) because people attracted to anime characters have star-child DNA, so they are aroused by the form of their ancestors, which is why anime characters have big eyes and giant heads like alien greys

Full Body Mods

Middle class is mostly programmers now so they need some level of education without being smart enough to overthrow their overlords. It's being replaced with an autism class now because they don't have the emotional intelligence while retaining high operating intelligence.

Punp

mr. chibi sounds like the alias for a guy who's been blogging about the artistic value of lolicon manga for the past 30 years

№56

HammerKoopa: @Placeholder 's thoughts on vaporwave

I wouldn't put on little shorts and grow a pencil mustache in an attempt to look like Mac DeMarco just because my girlfriend is a Mac DeMarco fan, thereby negating my own identity in the process and committing ego suicide

nsequeira119

A modern parent has many decitions to choose in this brand new psyop ridden world. Thats why i choose to give my kids AgoraRoad! The best option for all based experience to foster their growth and make sure they dont get groomed to shoot a mall! Agora Road: The best kept way to raise your children on the internet!

HammerKoopa

Fellas don't say howdy back anymore, they just stare at you and saddle up into the sunset.

Anon647: @赤い男

Believe me, it didn't traumatize me when that girl compared my penis to a shrimp. Maybe it would have with anyone else, but I think she said that for the same reason people like you call me the f-slur or whatever- I was probably about as confident and self-assured back then as I am now (probably even more so- if anything I've mellowed with age), so people have always tried to get under my skin and hurt me with insults or the like. I responded very maturely, though- I went to some teachers and told them about what she said, and how I considered it a form of sexual harassment, and that I'd like to see that she was punished for it to the maximum extent possible. They didn't end up doing anything of any real consequence, but I'd like to have seen her get placed on some sex offender registry or the like for her weird phallic obsession.

nsequeira119

Vitnira: I'm posting the full quote. The last line had me in stitches.

Believe me, it didn't traumatize me when that girl compared my penis to a shrimp.

nsequeira119

What should I wear to project a completely sexless, neutered image?

nsequeira119

The worst part of double penetration porn is the way it perpetuates the American imperial and capitalist mindset of exploiting a resource to it's utmost.

LostintheCycle

I hope to project the unmistakable message that nobody is ever going to have sex with me, nor have I ever had or wanted to have sex with anyone.

nsequeira119

To the contrary, if I hypothetically wanted sex, I would just tell whoever I wanted to have sex with, "I'm in the mood for sexual intercourse. Do you want to have sexual intercourse?" and then wait for them to answer yes or no.

nsequeira119

I strongly agree, my asexual suit is THE ULTIMATE in asexual fashion. The last word. Any girl who looks at it will feel a sudden, irresistible urge to not engage in sexual intercourse with me. Everyone is jealous of how much sex I'm not having over here. I truly am a sterile, neutered being with no libido to speak of. I imagine future generations will discuss this historic period for its deluge of shorts-wearing insecure men, and then point to a picture of me strutting around in my asexual suit and say, "But the asexuals were confident. Because to them, sex was completely meaningless, and they had nobody to prove anything to."

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nsequeira119

Nah. I couldn't really be friends with two people who are having sex with each other- I'd have to just sit there and watch them make out, and that would get kinda boring after a while.

nsequeira119

I don' think I would need hormone therapy to have sex- I already have a great deal of testosterone surging through my veins- I can feel it every day

nsequeira119

Vitnira: This thread is filled with gold, but here's some highlights:

but don't be mistaken: driving is gay

GENOSAD

happyhappy: we need a "no girls allowed" rule on agora

The Chibi One: I assume everyone here is a dude anyway, even the girls. Especially the girls.

Waninem: wait, crap XD

SpheralBloom: WE GOT A 2319 +2

SpheralBloom: 23 19!!!!!

Digital Cheese:

SpheralBloom said:

Boys rule >:3

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women arent even real tbh theyre all psyops +2

Boys rule >:3

SpheralBloom

I rarely see straight guys who aren't wearing glasses.

nsequeira119

Maybe that's why school shootings are on the rise in the US, no death note app

RTG

Waninem: My apologies for the triple post, by the way.

fwom the moment i undewstood the w-weakness of my fwesh, >_< i-it disgusted m-me. mya i cwaved t-the stwength and c-cewtainty of steew. mya i-i aspiwed to t-the puwity of t-the bwessed machine. youw kind cwing to youw fwesh, XD as though it wiww nyot decay a-and faiw you. :3 one day the cwude biomass you caww a-a tempwe wiww withew, and you w-wiww beg my kind to save you. -.- but i am awweady saved, ( ͡o ω ͡o ) fow the machine i-is immowtaw... even in death i-i sewve the omnissiah. rawr x3

Ashman

Waninem: Also:

Oedipus:

The Chibi One said:

Gotta go my fellow non-autists, stay strong

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See you later alligator :)

Some_porcupine: agitator

Waninem: propigator

cone:james spader

Some_porcupine: arigato-r

Waninem: manducator

Gotta go my fellow non-autists, stay strong

The Chibi One

idk the last person i met that dressed like this threatened to send me a mailbomb

eris

You materialised in my last dream as Patchouli knowledge (your nametag floating above you) and I looked into the chat and people were spamming "HE GON GET THE PARMESAN." Before I could process it you threw a porcelain dish of lasagna at me and I fell to my death. Bit rude

Oedipus

Punp: (To Ashman)

Which is why I am trying to locate local autist women

manpaint

he's got a stable job and loves children, who wouldn't want to fuck santa

Vitnira

When I was a young fag, my father took me into the Road, to see a shitted thread.

He said "Son, when you're an oldfag, would you be the best of the posters, the lurkers and the veterans?"

He said "Will you defeat them, your enemies, and all the idiotic nusers, the threads that they've derailed?"

"Because one day, I'll leave you a gangtag, to lead you in the Agora to join the vaporwave parade."

alix

Waninem: Also, by popular demand from ETierhuman:

Do you wanna fuck Slenderman, Oedipus?

Halico

I am alone in this chatroom with a failure of a women and her 20 alt accounts

llillilll

Oedipus:

The only Monroe tapes I know are Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and Some Like It Hot

+1

Close! I'm a faggot. Well, half straight on my mother's side but one drop rule

Oedipus

I need to make that tantra mind masturbation thread

LOGSPLIT FIRESTOKER

"So you see, today's internet (I'll tell you what that is in a moment) is filled with bots, like real goblins, and harlots so I've came here; Agora Road to hang with other sigmas and reminisce about old internet amirite fellow traveller?" "My family of 17 is starving, my execution for witchcraft is due tomorrow"

Halico

Waninem: Halico's on fire today!

Looked around storm front the other day, concerned about a possible thunderstorm approaching. I did not get concise information about the weather, but now I know who is to blame for it

Halico

[2024-09-28 18:32:15] bigping07: i would fist the wallussy

porc you are not going to sleep you are going to lurk for another 2 to 3 hours

HammerKoopa

Some_porcupine: MindControlBoxer:

he says he goes to sleep

Today at 12:25 AM

MindControlBoxer:

then posts : 44 numbers in the street peopl... ## dumb ral vaporwave(they are italian) none can stop.. why d? things... live was 2009 goth kids

+2

I, for one, am hyped to drink my own piss and shit.

handoferis

anyway it's better to catch SIDS as a baby so you don't catch it as an adult

handoferis

Vaporsleep: We've got some all-timers in this thread:

Some personal favorites:

Eat processed food out of a can an you're a soyboy, do it in a trench and you're a vibe

Halico

@Punp the gym rat guy who is always walking around [...] topless was found naked in the middle of the road on shrooms yesterday. this is the same guy who said he was trying to suck his own cum up his spinal column to get it into his brain, so he could get more brainpower

handoferis

Anon647: @handoferis

No, don't restrict yourself, go all out on it. Have a scene where Iron Man executes unarmed civilians one by one while making Pacman references. Have Captain America kidnapping random civilians and waterboarding them for information in a black site somewhere in Pakistan, then trapping them in a tiny box filled with bugs for a whole day and make him go "let's hope he's an Ubisoft fan haha" in response to it. Put the Avengers' theme over a scene of them opening fire on prisoners of war. Have Hawkeye drop white phosphorus on an orphanage while saying "just like Call of Duty!". Shoot a scene where the Hulk uses highschool buses filled with children as weapons against a militia. Just make a fucking biopic of the Dirlewanger brigade but replacing Oskar Dirlewanger with Tony Stark. I genuinely believe that, as long as all the victims are white, at least one critic is gonna give it an unironic 10/10

turntableToothache

The only reason you wanna go to Glasgow is if you're really into heroin.

MindControlBoxer

oedipus u ever write pottery?

CROCKPOT BROTHSOAKER

[Containment Chat] is where the trust fund kids (essayists) get mugged (cyberbullied) by REAL thugs (gamers and femboys)

@Oedipus

I sadly have the self-destruct put a nuke in my asshole kind of autism

Z0diacK

I wonder what muscovy penises look like

Vitnira

I was talking about like a great reset internet thing here and he started saying we needed to recolonize india

*{~Keyy~}*

posting quotes is fine, posting soo you can be on the agora quotes thread isn't

llillilll

I had a 30 minute debate about black women?

SophiaHaven

fagito ergo cum

cone

argument is futile. Rather I repeat propaganda over and over until the idea finds a home in your brain

pickleman

legends say that JRR tolkien got the inspiration about the one ring from lord of the rings after watching a documentary about the sonichu necklaces

dorgon

I'm just fucking mad because these fucking psueds came to this fucking chat, spent all of a month here, and drove away all the good users because they were fucking sick to fucking death of reading their fucking retarded moron fucking stupid messages

Punp

Rephrase that into a snippet so I can put it on quotes, that was really clever

Punp

Some_porcupine: Oedipus:

What

llillilll:

which we do, btw. We have a agora quotes thread that is close to bash.org

+1

pickleman:

just search agora quotes ??? ? ?? ?? ?? ??

pickleman:

search agora quotes

Pangolin:

these kanye quotes are too tame

llillilll:

stop turning our…

I miss the days when being a gamer online was synonimous with rage and shit flinging instead of yoinking it to the anime girl. Yoinking did happen but wasnt the center stage

HammerKoopa

Maybe you should read a fucking book instead of reading n1ggers on twitter. Just because a paragraph has nice words doesn't mean the idea behind the paragraph is good. I swear you people would willingly get in concentration camps with a nice paragraph of propaganda.

llillilll

Some_porcupine: B4rkod's Law: Start an argument with a Turk online and it'll only take a few sentences before he brings up concentration camps/genocide.

How can we be expected to teach the newfags how to post if they can't even fit inside the thread?

Alixie Shukshin

Some_porcupine: Aug 13, 2024

I don't wanna hear your excuses! The thread has to be... at least three times bigger than this! - SomaSpice

in this world you are either autistic or nautistic

happyhappy

Some_porcupine: Oedipus:

In this world you are either autistic or nautical and guess which one I chose :mad:

+1

@Punp wouldn't filtering piss also be energy-intensive?

Pluto

№56:

they've got babies in incubators with headphones on, listening to greentexts over and over. the poor kids grow up and are compelled to start every conversation with ">be me"

+2

please porcy, please stop rotting your brain with shortform video

handoferis

i am not genius so why to try, why we perpetrate lies that keep society together, how long can we lie to ourselves

Some_porcupine

my mom's gonna chop off your balls?

illautomatic

I think I'll hop off and return when the fascists aren't online

SteveHaven

agora fascists and agora frens, the two genders.

handoferis

Boxer: @handoferis

agreed, I have no idea why people are so obsessed with them - that being said, work gave me a free one and it's easier to clean/doesn't mold as fast as my old water bottle

Alkaid

Some_porcupine: HammerKoopa:

I hate raid shadow legends - that being said using code Alkaid you can get our brand new champion Stanlanator and 20k free silver! Just in time for the battle tower!

+3

Sperm is pretty cool tbh

SpheralBloom

If you dont have a big meaty cock then what are you even doing on agora road?

HammerKoopa

It's the Tiktok mentality of wanting to find something original and be the discoverer. A lot of tiktoks are "guys look what I found!" And rarely "look what I made!" unless they remade something that exists and are claiming ownership

Punp

Boxer: Pirate put this shit in

Can us Agora schizos have it instead of the government or private corporations? It would be far more useful for us anyways, since we could produce memes at a way faster rate.

Digital Cheese

Also, I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that ASI is something only a government should have, not a bloody private enterprise

SophiaHaven

The Less Wrong framework was co-opted by radical Marxists and US Intelligence to use as a battering ram to gain control over this fledgling industry. OpenAI is a benefactor to the NSA. The former NSA director sits on their board. It's a matter of time until they do some AI false flag (think 9/11 but AI), or else they use misinformation to lobby congress to ban open source. That's why the AI safety crowd are useful idiots.

lovelace

In fairness, though, a lot of AI safety has been bullshit. OpenAI, Anthropic, and Google all censored their models to appeal to only a particular subfaction of half of the political establishment of the North American phylum of Anglo-Saxon society, and it makes me extremely angry. I haven't seen many breakthroughs in real AI safety since OpenAI used GPT-2 to attempt to programmatically interpret GPT-4 neurons, or Anthropic's Constitutional AI concept.

SophiaHaven

Some_porcupine: 赤い男:I've read Kaczynski's manifesto. I put p(doom) at maybe 10%. My concern is that any valid AI safety concerns are being used as a vehicle for regulatory capture. Just read SB-1047 and AB 3211.can we run doom in ted kaczynski corpse? +5

SophiaHaven:

Cheese gets…

One time a baby was crying and it was aesthetic as fuck

Punp

Unironically the greatest compliment the Japs ever gave me was acting genuinely surprised when I admitted to being American and not some Eurofag

SophiaHaven

Some_porcupine: dont sweat it, here is mine

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEXlOX6gLd8

Honorary Euro.

+1

GENOSAD: @BarnSwallow

GENOSAD:

A non-racist femboy is just a tranny who hasn't gone through metamorphasis yet

+1

GENOSAD:

I think the funniest thing about feminism is that when a woman does something major they always act like it's the first time a woman ever did anything major. Like they practically erase all accomplishments of feminism and say "OK, this... this is finally proof that women can do something!"

+1

GENOSAD:

"Huh?? Susan B. WHAT??? Never heard of them, must be some dead white guy. Now HILLARY CLINTON... there's someone who's proving that women can have power!"

ahiddenEYEsaack:

HammerKoopa said:

Getting the ball rolling is a constant thing, everytime you sit down to continue a project. Something something imagine sisyphus happy

Idgaf about sisyphus, I have no greek family members. +4

HammerKoopa:

ahiddenEYEsaack said:

Idgaf about sisyphus, I have no greek family members.

Fucking lmao, best type of answer. "Why do i give a shit about the trolley problem? No one in my family works with trains." +4

HammerKoopa: The ballsack only cares about one binary (both testicles) +1 4 minutes ago

赤い男:

SophiaHaven said:

Is there anything to do for fun? Sense of community?

Asking an agorian about community is not a good question +1

I'm pure because I am a lobotomite ;)

Oedipus

big_ping07: this guy gets it

My friends are both queers, I might be one too.

Oedipus

SophiaHaven:

Okay, actually shut up about Indians; there's a difference between casual racism (good) and spam (retarded)

>Soylent (glorious unpasteurized milk from the estrogen grown breasts of a grass fed femboy from a free roam javascript bootcamp)

HammerKoopa

I could theoretically and legally lie to my friends about how I am "busy" on Friday night and cannot see then and instead consume a metric fuck ton of homosexual German dungeon porn.

pickleman

@Punp

"I'm just fucking mad because these fucking psueds came to this fucking chat, spent all of a month here, and drove away all the good users because they were fucking sick to fucking death of reading their fucking retarded moron fucking stupid messages"

If Agorans would have close their browser instead of making a thread everytime they encountered something they don't like on the mainstream web, there would have been 80% less threads.

Ashman

If you're on some obscure Internet forum complaining about first worlders instead of talking about how to stop the dirt roads in your neighbourhood from flooding when it rains in your local village whatsapp group, you're not any different from the rest of us.

AnHero

I'll never get the smart things craze and everyone having ring doorbells are the best example. Smart assistants too, completely useless. But we're not the target audience for this garbage anyways. If you have any knowledge about tech at all you most likely hate it.

punisheddead

Bet the soy tech bros will buy this just to install linux, post a neofetch, and start karma farming on >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk

InternetGeist

Some_porcupine: /

/

/

/

SophiaHaven said:

"gUyS i wAnT tO lIvE lIfE aNd aPpReCiaTe tHiNgS i lOvE bUt tHe nOrMiEs tOlD mE bEiNg hApPy iS bAd; wHaT dOO?"

lol read stabilized aas skibidized...

Some_porcupine

@Punp Said:

BarnSwallow said:

I haven't seen mean girls but I want a girl to be mean to me

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I haven't seen mean girls but I want a girl to be mean to me

BarnSwallow

GENOSAD: I want you all to know that I'm keeping very close track of who put this reaction here.

Its 2AM on a friday night that is more than reasonable, or is it past your bedtime in the duchery of Yorshishanninsharingenham and goodness heavens if the queen catches you past your online curfew?

HammerKoopa

I haven't seen mean girls but I want a girl to be mean to me

BarnSwallow

GENOSAD: @Punp

HammerKoopa: @happyhappy

Does anyone truly know what's going on lol

Diogenes

turntableToothache said:

"write what you know" but all you know is twitter discourse on mental health and lgbt issues, cue in rpgmaker games about depression

well im more of a twink than him and my skin is probably whiter, so i win still.

Digital Cheese

Andy Kaufman: @Ashman

If you thought that post was low-effort AI slop...we got you. People from Bangladesh actually type like that.

№56

Some guy found it weird that I didn't laugh from an image of a cabbage

Ashman

what are 17 year olds nostalgic about? Back when there were only 51 genders?

wearyinternettraveler

Idk if I should feel proud or ashamed that I never said anything quote worthy. :confused:

bedtime for me. goodnight everyone. except oqaai i hope he has nightmares of a giganigga folding his mother

CROCKPOT BROTHSOAKER

no, that was the Aral sea

turntableToothache

Some_porcupine: aral became the most famous agora user, to the point they named a sea after her

+1

mmmm.... today i shall catch a rat. i'm sure my pet would like it if i brought it to him. next i'm going to claw the bedpost because it looks too smooth. then i am going to shit in my box. then I will nap for 18 hours. what a busy day i have today

dorgon

Some_porcupine: Punp:

Standard agoran

+3

I have a sort of "hallucination" due to my excessive imagination, where I see all the blackpill and MGTOW crap manifest before my eyes as Lovecraftian monsters. I imagine a dark, gasoline-like mass with eyes whispering insults and curses at me for not meeting the manosphere's standards of masculinity. It makes me want to kill the monsters I see while I huff in hatred and rage.

vech_08

Boxer: Spoiler: for vech eyes only

I am sorry vech, i dont mean to rag on you i think you are going in a good direction in life and i don't wanna just be mean to you.

But this is a really really really funny quote lol.

They will just see more and more africans around them until all of a sudden apps stop working properly

pickleman

Did Agora get blacklisted by normal ad networks and end up relying on a weird alternative one or are we just weird enough that normie corpos are serving us their schizo ads?

eyes

Boxer: For the record, pickleman was calling me the pope.

SomaSpice: I know this thread usually highlights the quirkier sayings of the members, but I think this was a fantastic off the cuff breakdown of vaporwave.

How I Reincarnated As A Fisherman And Now I Must Fish In The Dungeon!

Kino

Modern humanities programs are set up to produce an army of gay guys in their early thirties whose entire academic career is based on trying to relive all the wild sex they had in their youth by applying jargon-fueled sociological analysis to some pop culture product from that time/culture

№56

"A critical analysis into the metapolitics of Skibidi Toilet"

keep

HammerKoopa: @Punp

big_ping07: i've never thought of it like this before :elonHigh:

first guy to sneeze musta been really scared

JWJ212

we need to mk ultra a spider and figure out what it knows

JWJ212

the spider in my pc trying to survive me launching skyrim with 10K+ porn mods

JWJ212

probably something like "Is It OK To Have Sex With My Little Sister Who Turned Into A Mollusk??"

JWJ212

Punp: On the topic of anime

"Crackhead" - someone who put their head through a crack in the firmament and saw what lies beyond

№56

Punp: ...The quote button is just a click away.

i was 21 during covid and that fucking sucked. but now i have made peace with the passing of time. i stretch out in my time, recline in it like a cat laying in the sun and let my memories warm my belly

Eden-Online

nothing screams independence like trial by being a fucking retard - @HammerKoopa

oh nooo you know where I am! I'm in a place filled with overweight disabled people and foreigns, I'm sure someone from Agora will stand out from that crowd

Punp

it's just not enough for AI to steal the working mans job, they have to steal the job of NEETs too

LostintheCycle

☯JACKASS☯: Numba Fifta Sixx spreading knowledge and facts to the weak minds of agora toad.

I'm an Atheist, so I generally don't believe in such a thing as a soul. However, I guess the most secular equivalent would be referred to as a personality. People are attracted to a vibrant and developed personality. I've noticed times when my personality is more pronounced, people generally have a good time and enjoy themselves. When I'm more reserved and quiet, people tend to avoid me. This is kind of because they want to respect my desire to be left alone, but I do also notice that they find me less appealing when I'm like that. I never really feel fake or artificial when I'm being pronounced, it's just a different manifestation of who I am. It's pretty interesting to observe the ongoing give-and-take, push-and-pull of energy between myself and other people.

I'm not sure if I would encourage a hedonistic lifestyle where you only pursue your own dreams and goals. That's certainly the lifestyle I've gone with, and the life I've always known I would have on a certain level, but it's not for everyone. There are several factors which let me pursue nothing but my own ambitions and vision. For one, I'm aromantic and asexual, so I'm never going to fall in love, get married, have children, or otherwise have anyone who ever depends on me for income or resources. This means I can really get into my head guilt-free. Obviously not everyone can do that- people who experience romantic attraction will have a more difficult time living the purest version of their life possible, as they'll feel the need to model their behavior after their spouse's to avoid a breakup.

I, on the other hand, am largely a hedonist who unequivocally prioritizes my own satisfaction and happiness. aromantics, I've found, are more likely to have strongly-pronounced personalities because our personality is all we have to hold onto. We don't have someone by our side to constantly encourage us or make us feel good about ourselves, so we value a sort of individualism. Sometimes, however, pursuing only my own interests can, in a sort of catch-22 way, prevent me from achieving said interests because in the process of achieving said interests, I would have to work with other people and help them with theirs.

So I can't really claim that my method is for everyone, there are some days where I feel down and others where I feel completely euphoric, and it always fluctuates. I guess what I find strange about human existence is that not everyone really has the option I do, to live my life to its maximum potential on my own terms.

nsequeira119

Punp: Babe wake up, new copypasta just dropped

it was bad enough that the TV people let the salespeople into the sacred bastion of the home, but with social media we let them into our brains and dreams. Is it our homes and mind if we are not the final authority there?

Akenshi

Punp: (Slightly modified for ease of reading by removing "ultimately" and "with", I'm sure @Akenshi won't mind)

@HammerKoopa

He probably private messaged the artist going "Hello, my name is christian weston chandler, the original creator of sonichu and rosechu, and, i've seen your lewd drawing, while they are alright i have to say that sonic's penis would not be like that, it would be the same color of his arms, i only say this artistically since i am not a homo... next time you should make amy more of the focus of your next piece, then i would enjoy it more for i am straight and it would keep me... occupied... in the mean time until i find a sweetheart of my very own"

@Akenshi

My old man wisdom: The platforms are making you angry and outraged on purpose. Don't treat any recommendation algorithm as unbiased or "just what people believe." Anger and frustration makes you dumb, and easily manipulated. That is why everybody is so agitated all the time on social media. If you are chill, you are less likely to make bad economical decisions.

☯JACKASS☯: Shonen manga level aaah conversations.

I'm not saying the heart is in the wrong place or that they're objectively wrong, I'm saying that anyone who forms a political opinion based on their little box of the internet should be put in an internet internment camp. Which is ironic because they're doing it to themselves

Punp

Some_porcupine: trth has been told, preach

☯JACKASS☯: Corruption on the road.

GENOSAD: Context:

silktrader: big_ping confimed, outed, exposed, cancelled as bane of kittens

Achievement Unlocked: The Zoomer Is You

Somehow manage to derail the quotes thread

eyes

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: Let's not gaslight people please.

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: please put this in quotes @IlluminatiPirate

Opening the sticky putrid door to my femcel larp chamber after listening to remove autism subliminals 10hr version for a week straight like jesus emerging from the tomb on easter and then kidnapped by transsexual moon goddess-worshipping boymoder 9/11-themed bataillean death cult..

eyes: @McGovern '72!

Some_porcupine: https://twitter.com/Chitauri/ status/1718322388117377296/photo/1

Frankly I was expecting a lot more from this technology at this stage.

Punp

GENOSAD: Never before have I heard a more succinct way to describe the 21st century.

i'm screaming crying shidding pissin farding

pupok: @big_ping07

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[02:49:37] <eris> but you could easily drone strike a bunch of dinghies

[02:49:57] <vitnira> not as sexy as a wall but effective

[02:50:03] <pangolin> but what about the humantiarian orgs plastering images of dighies on fire and such from the missiles

[02:50:11] <vitnira> drone strike them too

[02:50:11] <eris> drone strike them too

[02:50:15] <vitnira> holy shit

how to drain your dragon: saving this one here for posterity

I once saw a fat dude in bdsm gear at a pride parade piss himself and public and that day I decided no matter how much I want to fuck twinks I will always be homophobic

turntableToothache: @Mirchicom

GENOSAD: Don't ask what compelled me to make this because even I couldn't tell you.

☯JACKASS☯: This a well known fact.

I have a Jaguar head and the body of a fighter grappler, in fact i'm the long lost cousin of King II from tekken, the only difference is that i'm poor as shit.

GENOSAD: @HammerKoopa said this belongs here, but his bitch ass didn't wanna do it himself.

(jk, his ass ain't no bitch)

"His last moments before all of his "waifus" beat him to death and start the unholiest of the rituals, feasting on his corpse just like with any other of their unfortunate victims. Truly a tragedy." - @A L I X

"Agoran homosexuality on the rise, Agorans prefer dick instead of God" - @A L I X

dargon: does this count?

welcome to westfall restaurant, where millions must dine!

turntableToothache

"I'd like to see modern warfare having a pro-wrestling like promotion event.

"Yeah, we respect Paletine and their great culture. They are among the best warriors out there and we have nothing but admiration for their generals - but we are still going to kick their ass on the battlefield. This Saturday! Hamas, we coming for you, nigga!" - @Ross_Я

Corporate speech with Anne Hathaway smile...

Some_porcupine

Yea srry that smokin hot hobabe with the wide addressless hips and the oh so methable arms is off the table

Mirchicom

this guy looks like the guy from no country for old man if the gas canister was filled with estrogen and he inhaled

MindControlBoxer

pupok: momcore dinnerwave

I remember when this thread was for quotes.

"mouths that have teeth: meh. vaginas that have teeth: aaa" - @Vitnira

mydadiscar: TDS is real.

Boxer: Confirmed @no_chill spends his time daydreaming about trannies.

I hope you go remote view how to make a good post, everyone would be thankful I'm sure.

- HandOfEris

Mеченый Яков:

I'M GONNA ORDER AN ENTIRE PIZZA I DON'T GIVE A DAMN WOOOOOOOOOOOH

big_ping07: >///<

Rams969:

drama on the internet is either "guy used the word retarded ten years ago and we should kill him" or "guy raped 15 kids but you have to understand his hard life"

A L I X 51 minutes ago​

I love it when my self-proclaimed conservative "free thinker" dad defends the government reading your e-mails for "security", but then gets mad at the "wokes" for "thought control". Opression and control is good until it affects me.

"Microsoft is a Publically listed company, that means they are collectively owned by the working class." - pickleman

From: https://forum.agoraroad.com/index.p...-shoehorn-us-into-windows-11.6685/post-108486

Might be the single, absolutely worst take I have ever read on this forum

GENOSAD: No, I'm not elaborating.

Some_porcupine: sorry, chuckled:

There's two types of countries. Those that don't have Baja blast, and those that have been to the moon.

ruck

Was Patrick Bateman a gooner?

nakadashi

gooner cuck norwood category 5 normgroid rizzler serf slave

ghermann

Punp: Quote 1

Quote 2

Quote 3

Vitnira: I'd make the top one a quote to spite cockpit

It's not like John Discord invented the concept of grooming in 2015.

containercore

Boxer: Round 2 funnies.

Some_porcupine: classics fav

sungen: shout out to a real one

Boxer: From @Monsieur Chat This whole chat its full of funny quotes like that but i don't have time to look though it.

EDIT: Found time because funny and he was being annoying. @Monsieur Chat Enjoy being a part of the internet forever!!1!1!!

Boxer: From... @Some_porcupine ??????????

Boxer: From @Antoine (GOLDMINE)

Anon647: @james32123

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: Been saving these up, enjoy

№56 said:

I.N.C.E.L. = inspired, nuturing my friends, caring about my loved ones, exploring the world around me, living my best life

Some_porcupine: no he; god, isnt /hj

I also fantasise about being a slave and in a femdom relationship yet it doesn't happen and In reality I probably wouldn't like it.

no_chill

I have said something funny once, but it was conveniently ignored because it was too funny to be reposted.

- saintdinnah

saintdinnah

Sketch Relics: I hate that this is something I comprehend, good job @goopie .

IlluminatiPirate: :bullymaguirelaugh:

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: Just a few more!

"sweet, time to slap my ding dang dong to this!" - @Han_fei_tzu

squandering a child's savings on alcohol (althought based is still consumerism)

Mеченый Яков

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: I tried pasting the image here but it gave me an error message for some reason. Anyway, this needs to be on random quotes @IlluminatiPirate

mydadiscar: for context, i didnt say that, i was showing off how you can edit peoples messages when quoting them

Boxer: From @no_chill

"Your insides are hot" - @GENOSAD

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: Just a few more

Boxer: From @alCannium27

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: This just reminds me of the Pie Crust Incident which was a spectacle in the Blockland community. If you're wondering, basically in a nutshell: A guy by username of "Pie Crust" went on the Blockland Forums where he admitted to fucking a dog which caused the entire community to…

llillilll: I got you. Feel free to bully me with it.

Fuck, I forgor to screenshot it, but @llillilll said something like "The femboys here are much better than Reiko's"

@Some_porcupine: Epic fight. One is trans, other is mexican

I'm disappointed that I've talked to Razzle genuinely and nothing I said registered. If there is something wrong with him and he isn't lying, he doesn't want to fix it. I've mostly stopped caring at this point; there is acting weird because you don't know any better, and I don't think this is it. I think he wants to be 'that Evangelion trauma guy', he wants to become some sort of 'legend' (writing an autobiographical manifesto, spreading this across discord, agora, animeforum), and I personally refuse to grant that.

Deleted member 0000: I'm gone for five minutes...

Bro this is the 7th time this week you've told people about the dog story. Learn to grill a steak or something at this point idk

How I sleep at night knowing I'm just a poser and will never be a truaustismcel like this

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: NOTHING HAPPENED IN THE CONTAINMENT CHAT 1/15/24​

Ross_Я: On the internet, nobody knows...

Shortened attention spans. I wonder how many people nowadays are physically capable of reading a book.

Fairykang

Pangolin: Can we put this epic burn up so all may witness this mans true power.

remember_summer_days: By @no_chill

HammerKoopa:

"Be a dad like Kona at Pregora Road: The Internet's Worst Pullout"

Punp: @HammerKoopa @kona

mydadiscar: was looking for something else and found this gem

mydadiscar: okay more of this conversation has happened so i must update

HammerKoopa: From the thread that keeps on giving

And if you were to be cornered to a wall and demanded to proclaim your loyalty you wouldn't hesitate to state its with >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk, when being made to choose between agora and reddit.

alix: Also, it's not from Agora Road, but this quote from @mydadiscar

And if you were to be cornered to a wall and demanded to proclaim your loyalty you wouldn't hesitate to state its with >redditcostanzayeahrightsmirk, when being made to choose between agora and reddit.

no_chill

See, this is your problem. You are enjoying life

Ross_Я

Deleted member 4151: I like this one out of context

There's a rather unusual, yet, in a sense, quite inspiring ability of a human being to deny the instict of survival and embrace death - whether his own death or the death of his genes.

Ross_Я

Arthur "Buddy" Newkirk: This one from another thread struck me as very Pynchonian.

BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH broccoli-haired perspective is way too good

Xovi

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: Somethings I find in my server's quote channel can be out of this world and especially when it comes to quotes from this forum oh god.

I've realized that my post tend to elicit erotic responses for no reason.

Hadrian Hardrada Cicero: Hmmm...

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!!Image dump inbound!!​

Okay, I think that's enough, have fun sorting @IlluminatiPirate ! Here's a song to play while you're at it!

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc

HammerKoopa: I'd like to request a correction on this quote

it was @RisingThumb the one who was making the move on the porcupine, not the porcupine making the move

Attention Dorks!

I have been working my bum off for the past year and a half trying to come up with some quote-worthy quip that you nerds will laugh at and for what purpose? You people never have? Are they all that much of a reach? Can you tell that I'm trying too hard, that I'm too unfunny? I mean I thought I had some pretty good ones in there, okay? And I better not see this one being the post that ends up as a quote because there's no way that's funny (also we already have one like that!?)

mydadiscar: also

@IlluminatiPirate

You mention the downsides of social media to anyone IRL and suddenly everyone has some aunt who lives in Guatemala who they can only keep in touch with on WhatsApp for some reason

MySpace Tom: From @pronoundisrespecter's status update

☯JACKASS☯: A real Patriot

The more they can treat humans like cattle, the better they feel about eating the beef.

MySpace Tom: Quote from @Punp talking about microchipping humans:

mydadiscar: too bad

I have several contacts in Japan but none in the Yakuza so I can never become a Yakuza unless they have a special Yakuza branch that caters to the foreigner.

vect0r: currently having traumatizing hard core gay sex - @wearyinternettraveler

vect0r: I normally like cigars, as I am an amerimutt and they remind me of da BBC - @wearyinternettraveler

"I'm going to grape you" - @h00

QUOTE TIME:

THE REAL HERO IS THE ILL ONE WHO RISKS EVERYTHING WITH A SILENT FART.

"IF YOU LOSE I WILL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND YOU WILL BECOME A EUNUCH :schitztroll: " - @dorgon

☯JACKASS☯: What @slowdive meant by this?

Deleted member 4151: This from @shinobu and @llillilll perfectly captures the two types of posts you find on Agora; the serious effortpost and the jovial jab.

☯JACKASS☯: Legalize drunk driving #GangAlcohol

LeVil_78: I haven't been here for long so I don't have much but Ilike this one

sorry @Pink Fluffy Cat :melsd:

shinobu: I have a bunch of old screenshots but I can't find them, so here's a few from yesterday/today

VaporwaveHistorian: Agora quotes you find funny/odd/enlightening/legendary or whatever.

I used to take screenshots of some of them, and save them on my phone or computer. Here are a few. I'll add if I find more:

By @Vetus

By @llillilll

By @Thermite , @Collision , and @Jaded Dreams:

By @Andy…